It's about now somebody is bound to post the five year plan for converting English to German. In the US it's a 25 year plan, two decades to educate enough of the population that the rest of the world exists, and the same time on the words.

I hear a group not at all connected with the Lichtenstein Government was caught in West Africa trying to buy the raw ingredients for a truly terrifying weapon, a 300% cocoa chocolate. It will be distributed in target areas disguised in civilian wrappings, such as HEERshy bars, and is the start of a shock and awe campaign to introduce whole states to food that has not been deep fried, nor contains corn syrup. Casualties are expected to be high...