Here are the other verses of the MR.NOSEY song as sung by Micko Russell. THIS WONDERFUL CHAP IS ABOUT NINE FOOT HIGH WITH A COMICAL SQUINT AND A MOUTH ALL AWRY THOUGH BRAWNY HIS ARMS,HIS LEGS ARE SO LIGHT THAT HE'D GIVE A SPRING AND JUMP CLEAR OUT OF SIGHT THIS CHAP WORE A HAT WHICH WAS MADE LIKE A BASIN WITH A RIM WIDE ENOUGH FOR A DONKEY TO RACE IN SUCH A DEUCE OF A FELLOW WAS HE TO TAKE SNUFF THAT A POUND AT A PINCH WAS HARDLY ENOUGH AT LAST CAME A SAILOR WITH COURAGE IN STORE AND SAID HE WOULD TACKLE THIS LONG SNOUTED BOAR BUT THE NOSE MADE HIM HOP LIKE A GRIM PANTALOON AND TOSSED HIM SO HIGH HE WENT BACK THROUGH THE MOON THE PEOPLE WERE ALL THEN GAZING IN FEAR WHEN THEY SAW THE POOR SAILOR HIS COURSE UPWARD STEER THEY TOOK TO THERE HEELS AND THEY MADE THEIR CLEAR FOR A BLOW FROM HIS NOSE WOULD MAKE THEM FEEL QUEER A GUARD FROM THE QUEEN AT LAST MADE A GAP THROUGH THE DOOR OF THE HOUSE OF THIS TERRIBLE CHAP THEY FOUND HIM IN BED JUST TAKINT A NAP WITH HIS NOSE ROUND HIS HEAD INSTEAD OF A CAP THEY CREEP UP ONE BY ONE ON THE FLOOR I THINK IN ALL THERE NEAR SIXTY SCORE THEY TRIED TO SECURE HIM BUT MARKED BY THE BOAR HE JUMPED THROUGH THE ROOF AND WAS NEVER SEEN MORE! I wonder what happened to the poor man and where did he end up? Anyway if there is anyone out there could enlighten me regarding the origin of this song I would be most grateful. TANNERS
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