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jimlad9 BS: Who needs a laugh? (35) RE: BS: Who needs a laugh? 28 Jan 07

A man went to see his Doctor who said " I am sorry but I must tell you that you have contracted Yellow 24"
"What is that?." the patient replied " Well its a new illness,first your blood turns yellow and then you have just 24 Hrs to live" said the Doctor.
He went home and decided not to tell his wife what the Doc' had told him.
As usual on Wednesday night the man and his wife went to Bingo.
The first 4 numbers were called and the man had 4 corners netting him £100
A few numbers later he had a complete line up for £500
Next he got a 'Full House' £5000 which also scooped the nationwide pot of £300,000.
Whilst collecting his cheque the caller said "Well mate its your lucky day isn't it"
"Lucky Day,Lucky Day!! the man said." " I have got Yellow 24 mate"
The caller said "Bloody Hell,he's won the raffle as well"

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