Oh No. He's back (whats a-miss with his back). I had just got used to him turning up at Swinton Folk Club happy an elfy coz he hadn't spent an hour being mudcatted, all normal, and now he's back 'ere where people will attack him and cause 'im stress.

We attack 'im and cause 'im stress at Swinton but it's in a one on one situation or blues on blues if it's blues night 'an I firmly believe that if people tried to do one on one what they have tried to do on Mudcat there would be bits of them 'anging from threads.

He is famous for charging Martin Carthy on the door to come in to the club. Martin had spent 5 minutes explaining he was the guest artist and then just gave up the argument and paid.

He is affectionately known as the Swinton rottwieller.

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