Dave,Marra I regret to inform you that you are ineligible for Geordie Citizenship. Geordies as everybody knows are just Scotsmen with their brains kicked out so unless you were born in that Godforsaken land its too late for you. I spent 30 years+ working with Geordies at a well loved nuclear plant in Cumbria and at the end of that time I was no nearer understanding the buggers than on day one. My advice is learn Swahili,Mandarin Chinese or God help you Welsh. However if you insist here are some helpful phrases Am ganninyam marra.................................I am going home my dearest friend Wheesht!!...................................................Shut thi' gob (lanky) Be quiet please Shizgorrareetpurofnoccas...........................She is a big lass and a bonny lass.
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