Potiates? We have them where I come from, delicious grated with a little Flavian pobble bean and baked in a slow oven for 4 days.

3 potiates in their jackets (unless the jacket is tweed, in which case, peel carefully, VERY carefully).
1 gudge of Flavian pobble beans, shelled.
1 thermo-nuclear device.

Prepare the pobble beans in the usual way, but instead of flaying them, grate them over a bowl of soapy water.

Wash and grate the potiates, simmer in their own juices and when slightly brown, add the pobble beans.

Place in a flameproof bunker and bury bunker under several thousand gudges of soil and rubble. Add the thermo-nuclear device.

After 4 days, dig out your bunker and your potiates will be ready.

Enjoy.


Qeb?zog