There once was a young girl called Mary spent the night with a man in a dairy now heaven forbid, I won't say what they did but next morning his tongue was all hairy There once was a fellow from Wales who dined on dogs bollocks and snails when he couldn't get these, he used to eat cheese that he scraped from his knob with his nails There once was a young chap called Howells who lived on the contents of bowels when he couldn't get these, he used to eat cheese and the suckings of santitary towels ...I doubt there'll be any worse than that!
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