There you go with your virtual fly swat and associated playthings. Grow up Beano, get a life, get real friends, go and virtually help Praise virtually do something. But if your constructivity only stretches to looking into a sad little screen, making sad little comments, and getting those sad little butterflies everytime the thread refreshes, well then a good dose of of that very real syringe that TTCM speaks of may be what you life misses.
Make sure it goes in good and deep, now.
How's the old movements there Praise?
Oh!!, somebody close that virtual bathroom door.
Beanster?....there's a good lad