A RATHER INTERESTING AUSTRIAN. While waiting in a bus which was taking me to Newark last month i had the opertunity to observe some anti social behaviour. Now i'm not suggesting that the gentleman in question was a Nazi but this is what ocurred.

This tall handsome blonde man was travelling with his equally blonde and lovely partner (female)and was refusing to put his luggage in the proper compartment.

The bus driver(a black American) was becoming increasingly frustrated with the arrogant attitude of the blonde and perfectly formed visitor and eventually demanded to know "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE",and again requested that the man place his luggage in the proper place. Again the man refused. An official person together with a Police man came onto the bus and requested that the blonde bombshell comply with the drivers instruction. They were also refused. The driver said "WHO THE HELL DOES HE THINK HE IS?" and "WHY SHOULD HE BE DIFFERENT". This prompted me to quietly remark,"WELL HE SOUNDS LIKE A GERMAN AND THEY OFTEN THINK OF THEMSELVES AS BEING DIFFERENT". Feelings of resentment were building and the prospect of missing my flight prompted this remark. AT this moment the "German" turned to me and snarled, "I'M AUSTRIAN ACTUALLY". To which i replied

"That's not the Austria I know"

This in turn prompted a lady further down the bus to say

"That's a great movie isn't it"

At this point most people saw the joke( including the Austrian who then put his luggage in the hold and we all arrived at Newark in time for our flights.