Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the King's horses and all the King's man Couldn't give a FUCK. Mary, Mary, quite contrary How does your garden grow ? With silver bells and cockle shells And lots of horse shit. Simple Simon met a pieman Going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the pieman "What have you got there ?" "Pies, you daft twat." Yellow matter custard, green snot pie All mixed up with a dead dog's eye. Spread it on a butty, nice and thick Swallow it down with a cup of cold sick. Pussy cat, pussy cat, where have you been ? I've been up to London to see the Queen. Pussy cat, pussy cat, what did you there? Pissed on the Queen's carpet, shat on the Queen's chair.
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