Here R Some HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE Hey diddle, diddle The cat took a piddle, All over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun. Then died of electric shock HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE Hey diddle diddle the cat did a piddle the cow jumped over the moon the little dog barfed to see such fun and ate it all up with a spoon POST MAN PAT Postman pat, Postman pat, Postman pat ran over his cat, blood and gut were flying Postman pat was crying That will teach him not to drink and drive 1000 STICKS OF DYNAMITE SITTING ON A WALL 1000 sticks of dynamite sitting on a wall 1000 sticks of dynamite sitting on a wall And if one stick of dynamite should accidentally fall... There'll be no sticks of dynamite and no f**king wall HUMPTY DUMPTY Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the King's horses and all the King's man Couldn't give a FUCK 2 put him 2 gether again Roses are red viliots are blue they don't stink but you do NOW THIS ONES A BIT LONG BUT IT KINDA FUNNY THERE WAS AN OLD LADY There was an old lady who swallowed a poo i do not know why she swallowd that POO purhaps she'll spew, There was an old lady who swallowed a DUNNY that flushed N gushed N made her smell funny she swallowd the DUNNY 2 catch the POO i do not know why she swallowd that POO purhaps she'll spew, There was an old lady who swallowed a PLUMMER could you get any dummer 2 swallow a PLUMMER she swallowd the PLUMMER 2 fix the DUNNY that flushed N gushed N made her smell funny she swallowd the DUNNY to catch the POO i do not know why she swallowd that POO purhaps she'll spew, There was an old lady who burped with great force she spude of corse LOL Hope This Is Funny ALWAYS SPIDER_EYEZZ
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