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GUEST,Neil Favourite Limerick [8] (178* d) RE: Favourite Limerick 17 Sep 07

Here are two of my Dad's favorites:

There once was a lady from Wheeling
Who had a funny feeling
So she laid on her back
Opened her crack
And peed all over the ceiling

There was a man from Boston
Who bought himself an Austin
There was room for his ass
And a gallon of gas
But his balls hung out and he lost 'em

   An Austin was a very small automobile and if you already knew that
you're probably as old as that rhyme.

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