Becca my dear

I sent my elves to have a word with a former santee of yours though their reports seemed to make little sence they say the woman kept babbling on about long legged birds, perhaps I should have made one of your gifts a little longer if that is the case.

To late however to do anything about that now since the parcel has been handed to my alternative delivery source. The reindeers refuse to do a thing before christmas eve. Please inform your furry friends that any furry creature seen in the water in the vicinity of Maine is NOT i repeat NOT food. the number of parcels that have gone astray because cats cannot control their urge to consume anything furry:( Now it may take a little while to arrive because the gulf stream plays up a bit at this time of year and my alternative delivery source does not like getting to cold.

Take care my dear and inform your dear papa that he is being watched so keep doing the exercises or i will be forced to forward a parcel of Ruddolph droppings.

Your sincerely
Insanity clause