Been a while. Santa's been in gaol very busy, tuning up the old sleigh, flogging petting the reindeer, and most of all trying to find just exactly the right present for Tabster.

It isn't easy being Santa, what with all the groupies and everything.

Santa was thinking that you might like an all-expence-paid holiday in some exotic sclime, but quickly learned that Luna City doesn't yet exist. Sooooo...Santa will have to send you gold, I suppose. And perhaps some reading materail about the North Pole.

Ol' Father Christmas will get it out this week, but it might come a little late for the holiday. What with the labour demands by that stinking elf union problems Santa had earlier this year, Santa can't afford to send it by express. In fact, Santa can barely afford a handcar.