Rapaire, if you require further information on the procedure you're about to undergo, I suggest you contact Kendall. He claims to have performed that particular procedure on a bear so should be able to fill you in on the ins and outs!

Giok, your Highland Park IV was ready to be administered, but one of the doctors (I think it was the one in charge of Rapaire's procedure or possibly MudGuard's) purloined it and is presently in a sorry state in the staff room. I'm so sorry, but I did manage to get you a navel display instead.

Severn, your complaint against nurse De Milo has been duly noted and will be brought to the attention of the management asap. Meanwhile, should you so wish, feel free to call her out by slapping her soundly round the ears with a rubber glove. If you do, prepare yourself for a duel on IVs at dawn which seems to be her preferred duelling method.

Liz..!!! That bed for MudGuard needed an extension lengthwise. No need to weld another bed to the side of it as well...

Laxatives, anyone?