I shall be needin some REAL ale after suffering from frostbite of the lips drinkin Bud, Coors and other nameless and instantly forgettable frozen "mosquito wee wees" that is the staple diet this side of the Bayou Atlantique. Nearest to palatable is imported Newky Broon, sadly also frozen so as to take the taste out of it. I did ask the nice perty barmaid to microwave me a pint, but she just thought I was a crazy English person and wanted to know which part of Australia I was from !!! Also, I should warn Dilligaff that ale and open fires do not mix well. Evaporation, you know.
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