I visited Shane at the lockup, eh? And I told him about this thread for cheerin' him up and the boy got tears in his eyes. No foolin'. He was really flippin' touched that so many people here care.

He says it ain't all that bad in the joint becoz there are three meals a day and he has met some of our old buddies there too. They have a Eucker team goin' and are playin' fer smokes.

But he is worried about the court appearance comin' up becoz he says they maybe will want him to work off the $35,000 damages at the liberry and that could take, like, a looooong time, eh?

I think the liberry people are lyin'. They are out to cash in and that is all. There could not be no flippin' $35,000 worth of damages there. No flippin' WAY! And what about insurence, eh? They lie like rugs, them people. And specially Miss Paysley becoz she is holdin' a big flippin' grudge against everybody on account of never bein' laid. She could stop a flippin' wild sex mad bull moose in its tracks and make its mungoberries shrivvel up and drop off with just one mean glanse, I swear.

- Don McBride