Honey. Of course Honey. The first time I heard it I was seriously convinced that it would end with her leaving him because he was always mocking her and laughing at her. Might have made a better song. But probably nothing would have made it better.

But even worse was a song called, "What Do You Do When Your Girl Says No?" by some Bobby something or other several years ago. A local radio station used to play it occasionally because it was so bad. The lyrics went something like:

What do you do when your girl says no
Whoa-ho whoa-ho
I'd like to know.

You go to your room and start to cry
Then you ask yourself why oh why
Why did she do it?
Why did she do it?
Why oh why?

And so on.   The delivery was every bit as stirring as the lyrics themselves.