My name is Dave & you may think me depraved but I'm a Mancunian Geordie from Aus Lived here 15 years Didn't notice the English drink beer but I'll tell you how to live now because You're all suitably cowed when I read my mighty poems out loud & when I tell of my impressive credentials My life's work is done Shakespeare 0 Dave 1 (though it's possible I've gone a bit mental) Forget Beatles, forget Rock, forget Punk, forget Trance forget any music that made your heart dance forget that Folk's about people having a good time we'll do it my way now, right down the line No skill, no talent, no creative new ground Just the same song in the same way every time it comes round Yes it may become boring Yes I'm anal & sad But at least my singing can't become any more bad So pack up those guitars, those fiddles, that box popular music's now out of order you can all sit around and bathe in the sound of my grade 1 skill on recorder
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