Paralysed - The Ledgendary Stardust Cowboy My underwear froze to the clothes line - The Legendary Stardust Cowboy I'm happy to live in a split level head - Napoleon XIV They’re Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! - Napoleon XIV Fish Heads - Barnes and Barnes Renta Santa - Chris Hill (using snippets from other peoples records) The Magic Roundabout - Jasper Carrot I'm in love with Angela Rippon - Bernard Wrigley I'm gonna find me a woman to hold my big toe until I have to go - Captain Beefheart I'm my own Grandpa - The Muppets (can't remember who did the original) Kinky boots - Honor Blackman and Patrick MacNee Queen of the house (send up of "king of the road") - Mrs. Miller Fish - Leona Anderson Two minute silence - John Lennon and Yoko Ono (exactly as the title suggests) Lost Sheep - Adrian Munsey (a disco version "C'est sheep" followed!) Ba! Ba! black Sheep - The Singing Sheep Tracks of my tears - Half Japanese (has to be heard to be believed) If - Telly Savalas (a UK No.1) You've lost that lovin' feeling - Telly Savalas I'm free - John Inman (as his Mr.Humphries character) When I'm 64 - John Pertwee (as his Wurzel Gummidge character) Up Je t'aime - Frankie Howard and June Whitfield
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