Well mes amis, sorry for disappering for yet another few days but work is frankly taking up all my time. Plus selling a house - moving in with ma cherie and generally getting on with life...

A quickie...

To the tune of "(Doobeedoo) I wanna be like you" from the jungle book... (The Disney Movie ...)

Verse

Well I'm the king of sh*t slingers oh!
The dung-boy VIP
I've reached the top by just throwing slop
And that's what bothering me

I wanna go to the olympics
Win a medal made of gold
Tried to bribe the committee, but they're being shitty
And they just will not be told

(Response part in brackets)

Doobeedo ( Oo - bee - Do!)
I wanna throw some poo - oo - oo! (Smelly poo in dee air)
I'll beat your javelin and get your shot put in
But do you care? (There's a smell in the air)

You see it's true - oo - oo (so true!)
You don't like poo - oo - oo (You're poo!)
But can't you see -ee- ee it's better than lobbing pee - ee - ee (yeah!)

I'm sure the rest of you can happily continue in thsi vein...

I'm sure Mowgli wouldn't approve!

Regards

Hyp