Sorry - I've just seen this post "Look out, that dogs about to piss up your leg! Whew it's ok, hes gone for the table leg instead." A true story (& why I have used a pseudonym) I was singing in a very small folk club. My girlfriend was sitting in the front row six feet away from me. A guy had his weimaraner with him. The dog got VERY visibly excited & kept jumping on my lady. I managed to finish the set without laughing but just wondered if any other catters have had to use the phrase, 'Would you mind stopping your dog from raping my wife?'
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