Personally, I want to be remembered as a pop musician.
That's why my next album will consist of one 45-minute symphony created by using the sounds of electric kitchen appliances looped backwards, combined with multiple tracks of wine glasses and sitar.
The symphony is a meditation on the kitchen as a metaphor for the temporal nature of gender identification in a post-modern dialectic.
We expect it will get massive amounts of airplay on commercial radio and that I will make me a household name all over the world.
And you'll all be able to say "you knew me when..."