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GUEST,Chintzy MD Kent Comedy Coroner	BS: Free The Upper Stoke One (102* d)	RE: BS: Free The Upper Stoke One	24 Jun 09
Coroner report Raynard the Fox Date of death 15 Jun 09 Time of death between 10:38 AM and 1:41PM The patient was a 5 year old Red British male fox with no significant past medical history. Initial examinations revealed the eyes were glassy, pupils fixed. There was neither heartbeat, nor pulse. The body was somewhat soft rigor mortis not yet set in prior to autopsy. Further investigation, probing the wound discovered corpse was stuffed with polyfibre fill, leading to the conclusion that this must have been a ritual killing. Analysis of the fur shows that it consited of polymeric fibers. Evidently the body was skinned of its natural pelt and the faux fur replacement sewn on to it. Fur quite matted with red sticky substance aound wound. Analysis revealed it to be tomato ketchup, an Old Macdonald's Happy Meal carton was found near the body. A LifeLikeFriends tag was sewn into the faux pelt confirming the the killer had serious sociopathic tendancies.

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