There was this man taking his dog for a walk, a white highland terrier actually, when he bumped into his mate who was going to the pub. 'Ahh Tommy' said his mate' If you didn't have the dog you could have come in for a pint, it's just that the landlord does n't allow dogs in.' 'I'll get in' said the man 'just lend me your sunglasses' and so they went into the pub. The landlord looked at the man with the dog and said ' I'm sorry but your not allowed to bring dogs in here.' 'But it's a guide dog 'said the man. 'A guide dog, a guide dog' said the manager 'guide dogs are usually labradors and the like' 'whey' said the man looking down at his dog 'What have they given me ?' regards ritchie