Ok, the naughtiest song I remember hearing - introduced by a boy and usually recited in muted tones (and with mischievous grins) by the boys:
I was walking down the hall, scratching my balls when my dick got caught in the elevator walls. My mamma screamed, my dick turned green and that was the end of my ding-a-ling.
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