On the not very clever side: "Not the sharpest tool in the box" "As sharp as a sausage" (also....as a marble) "As bright as a five Watt bulb" Others? "As popular as a turd in a fruit salad" "As brief as a butterflys fart" "You can't wrap fire in paper" "One hand washes the other" We also used to split two sayings, and cross-join them. For Example "People who live in glass houses...live to fight another day" While "He who fights & runs away...should't throw stones"
Of course "It's a bad day for the Gaels, when the ducks are in the nettles"
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