Tune : John Brown's Body (or the Battle Hymn of the Republic - please yourself)

The queen can make a living in a care home wiping bums (tris)
When the Revolution's here.

Cho : Free beer for all the workers (tris)
When the Revolution's here.

Harry and Willy can sell their arses on the 'Dilly (tris)
When the Revolution's here. Cho.

We'll put Anne and Camilla in a Moss Side knocking shop (tris)
When the Revolution's here. Cho.

Phil the Greek can make his living serving doner kebabs (tris)
When the Revolution's here. Cho

Charlie the gardener must be made to shovel shit (tris)
When the Revolution's here/. Cho.

Baldy Eddie poncing as Malvolio in the play (tris)
When the Revolution's here. Cho.

Andy acting caddie to Col. Montgomerie (tris)
When the Revolution's here. (Cho.)

Beatrice and Eugenie serving ale in Student Bars (tris)
When the Revolution's here.