Thank you, thank you.

Well, I hardly know where to start. I guess it all began when I noticed a thread in the music section called "When will Mudcat clean up its act?" I was gratified by the fact that the possessive word "its" had been spelt properly for once!...no apostrophe...and I began to read with heightened expectations of an urbane and intelligent discussion which would challenge me intellectually and stimulate my interest with cogent observations on morality and public behaviour.

Imagine my shock and chagrin when I came across this ill-mannered post! (I place the text below in italics...and apologize in advance for any offence it may cause...but I must make clear what the problem IS.)

I would also propose that besides Dick, we remove Peter and John as well. Then of course there is pussy, cock, gay, jig, pork, screw, hump, suck, ball, bone, tits, booby, trim.........................

Can we all just move on now from the moronic, broke-dick, jadrool, that started this thread and allow him the privacy to go fuck himself?

What can I say? The cretinous individual who posted the above rude comments has offended me on so many levels that I could hardly even list them all. I want something done about it. Who would even use crazy terms like "broke-dick" and "jadrool"? What does jadrool even mean? I know it doesn't mean anything good. How can this individual be persuaded to mend his aberrant ways? Will a simple demand for an apology be enough to get him to face up to the unacceptable nature of what he has done?

To demonstrate just how awful this person is, I will paste in another comment he made on another thread.

He often goes walkabout ever since he had the clap after that affair with the cross-dressing, homosexual, transvestite, pig farmer from White Horse where Hawk was studying at the foot of the Great Hat, Cheech. Despondent over his inability to know any shit let alone jack shit, he picked up the pig farmer that he took to be a farmer's daughter. This all affected his already weak brain and his virtually non-existent balls as well.

The past several years he has searched for new gonads to no avail while his gray matter has turned a whiter shade of pale. He generally returns from these wandering totally worn out and so spends the next few weeks being butt-fucked by Chongo and watching Shane throw up.

There. Shocking, isn't it? Well? What are we going to do about it?