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Subject: RE: BS: Friend deeply offended by 'Cat poster!!! From: Rapparee Date: 10 Aug 10 - 11:30 AM Well, Shame, out here we'd take good care of you. Or at least a good woman would. You could lay around the house all day drinkin' or doin' whatever you pleased to whatever you pleased. Yessir, she'd take good care of you, especially since there'd likely be one of these around the place, or even an old rusty pocketknife. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Friend deeply offended by 'Cat poster!!! From: GUEST,olddude Date: 10 Aug 10 - 04:01 AM after the last few days I have had .. I needed this laugh so much ... thank you my friends ... priceless |
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Subject: RE: BS: Friend deeply offended by 'Cat poster!!! From: Donuel Date: 10 Aug 10 - 01:24 AM As they say, if its quacks like a duck, its a queef. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Friend deeply offended by 'Cat poster!!! From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 10 Aug 10 - 01:15 AM "there are those who are completely beyond the pale" There's a hole in the bucket, dear Lisa, dear Lisa... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Friend deeply offended by 'Cat poster!!! From: Janie Date: 09 Aug 10 - 11:35 PM And then, though I am loathe to admit it, there are those who are completely beyond the pale.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Friend deeply offended by 'Cat poster!!! From: mousethief Date: 09 Aug 10 - 11:26 PM I ain't stupid and that is why I still got 2 balls in the side pocket. Interesting place to keep them. How many do you have in your scrotum? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Friend deeply offended by 'Cat poster!!! From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River Date: 09 Aug 10 - 11:23 PM Hey! Former Missus Crotchrot! I can't flippin' beleev that you are leechin' off yer ex-husbind like that and extorthing money outta him. WHY don't YOU get a flippin' JOB at Tim Hortons or the liberry or something like enny desent woman in this town would and support HIM fer a change? Huh? Whaddya think womens are for anyways? They hold down the jobs way better than men do and they are MADE for workin'. Men are basicly made for drinkin', layin' around, smokin' weed, gettin' high, fixin' the truck, and other stuff like that, eh? Any fool KNOWS this! Why don't you take the flippin' bull by the flippin' horns and stop extraploitin' yer poor ex fer all he has got? No wonder the guy has lost all his flippin' condifence and became a wimp! I would never marry someone like you. Never. I ain't stupid and that is why I still got 2 balls in the side pocket. Boy, poor Harry. I am startin' to feel sorry fer this guy. Maybe I will not offend him after all when he shows up. Instread I will give him advice on dealin' with pushy broads who don't flippin' know there prauper roll in life, eh? - Shane |
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Subject: RE: BS: Friend deeply offended by 'Cat poster!!! From: Janie Date: 09 Aug 10 - 11:15 PM Now, Beaubear, consider the possibility the "lady" has a point. I dunno, I'm a social worker, I wanna see the redeeming social value in both of their sorry a$$e$. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Friend deeply offended by 'Cat poster!!! From: GUEST,the former Mrs. Harry Critchwright Date: 09 Aug 10 - 11:11 PM Ah, Mr. Brooks, you will perhaps understand what is meant by the expression, "Where there is an old sock, there is an old shoe." Which is why Harry and I long ago established that only cashier's checks would do. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Friend deeply offended by 'Cat poster!!! From: Bobert Date: 09 Aug 10 - 11:08 PM Yo, Ms. C-burger, I got piccures that even you don't know about, ya hear??? Mess with Hairy an' I'll send 'u on to a friend of mine who also happens to be a friggin' reporter for that commie Washington Post!!! You want that??? Well, hell no, ya'don't... so here is what you do... First, unlock poor Hairy from the basement and get him some nice food, then... ...call 1-800-BETTYFORD... Heck, son, right there on yer dialy thing... Ain't Menza... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Friend deeply offended by 'Cat poster!!! From: artbrooks Date: 09 Aug 10 - 10:51 PM Wait 'til it clears, luv. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Friend deeply offended by 'Cat poster!!! From: GUEST,The former Mrs. Harry Critchwright Date: 09 Aug 10 - 10:48 PM Interesting, Gents, about the "ball busting." You were fine with calling Harry out about his duplicitous "victim" stance as long as it was mano a mano. No matter. The check came. No more pictures. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Friend deeply offended by 'Cat poster!!! From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River Date: 09 Aug 10 - 10:30 PM I been readin' this, eh? But I got here kinda late in the day? It seems like I missed the chance to majerly offend this fliphead Harry Crotchrot. Too flippin' bad! He sounds like he desperitely NEEDS to be offended...about as bad as the ugliest skank in town needs you-know-what from you-know-who! Geez. Waht an oppertoonity. And I missed it. Dang. Maybe he will come back. I flippin' hope so. - Shane |
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Subject: RE: BS: Friend deeply offended by 'Cat poster!!! From: Little Hawk Date: 09 Aug 10 - 09:57 PM Yeah, she sounds like a real piece of work, doesn't she? I feel kinda sorry for Harry. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Friend deeply offended by 'Cat poster!!! From: Bobert Date: 09 Aug 10 - 08:13 PM Sorry, LH... Remember the Edsal??? I mean, it was a purdy nice car but just catch on... Same with the Pitchfork guy... I mean, let's get real here... Yeah, I know that you say that you are emotionally and intellectually divorced from these folks but it's kinda like a "friednly divorce" where mom and dad stay the best of friends... I think there's a place fir Pitchfork but maybe not as Mr. Censor... I mean, he does seem to have these feminine qualities... Maybe rather than have him go after the bad words he could, ahhhh, go fater folks who don't tune their geetars at jams... I hate that... 'Er maybe he could be the "hipocrit olice" pointing out where folks is tgalkin' out both sides their mouths... Nah, that's everyone here... Ahhhhh, I donno but... sniff... I miss ol' Pitchfork... BTW, I hope he got caught up on that child support... Sounds like the Mrs. can be Mrs. Ballbuster... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Friend deeply offended by 'Cat poster!!! From: Tangledwood Date: 09 Aug 10 - 07:44 PM You haven't the intelligence or good taste of a garden slug. How dare you sir! I can assure you that I most definitely do. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Friend deeply offended by 'Cat poster!!! From: Little Hawk Date: 09 Aug 10 - 05:59 PM For the answer to that timely question, Richard, please proceed directly to the Mother of All BS Threads, open it, and search for a coded post that lies somewhere between the 6000th post and the 7003rd post. You will note that the word "banana" may appear in a post not far from the post you are looking for. The coded post contains the words "I", "you", "Freds", and "massive". Find it, decode it, and all will be made clear. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Friend deeply offended by 'Cat poster!!! From: Richard Bridge Date: 09 Aug 10 - 05:50 PM What is the point of this? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Friend deeply offended by 'Cat poster!!! From: Little Hawk Date: 09 Aug 10 - 05:44 PM Yes, that is something to be thankful for, isn't it, mousethief? ;-) I agree, gnu. Harry's wife definitely has problems (aside from Harry, I mean). |
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Subject: RE: BS: Friend deeply offended by 'Cat poster!!! From: mousethief Date: 09 Aug 10 - 05:27 PM You are all smelly, stupid, morally repugnant, useless, idiotic, vain, and contemptible. I'm glad he didn't say any naughty words. That would be aggressive and rude. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Friend deeply offended by 'Cat poster!!! From: gnu Date: 09 Aug 10 - 04:59 PM "THAT IS what Harry would do at this point" How do you know that? The poor sod is probably just trying to get away from the wife. She seems more fucked up than him. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Friend deeply offended by 'Cat poster!!! From: Little Hawk Date: 09 Aug 10 - 04:43 PM But, Amos...Harry is not a mere projection of me. Once on the playing field he becomes autonomous. That is true of all my characters. They are born as an idea, but they grow independently from there according to their own desires which arise spontaneously out of their very nature. The reason Harry has walked out, for instance, is simply that THAT IS what Harry would do at this point, regardless of convenience to you, me or the rest of us here. Shane, on the other hand, would tell you to flip right off. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Friend deeply offended by 'Cat poster!!! From: skarpi Date: 09 Aug 10 - 04:36 PM Oh dear here we go again ....... war of words ... hang on I get the popcorn and the spring water ... right ....now can we go on ? :/ can´t we just have a peace in here ...in this Mudcat folk web site witch is about music .....and things related to the music . all the best Skarpi Iceland .. P.s you are all doing well if this is your only problem in your lives ..its clear the crisis have not hit you at all .. be friends ... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Friend deeply offended by 'Cat poster!!! From: Amos Date: 09 Aug 10 - 04:16 PM It's good to distribute your attributes among a plurality of representative A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Friend deeply offended by 'Cat poster!!! From: Little Hawk Date: 09 Aug 10 - 03:57 PM Yes, I fear we have heard the last from Harry. Too bad. He was just far too sensitive for this forum. Most of my other digital "friends" don't suffer from that weakness... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Friend deeply offended by 'Cat poster!!! From: gnu Date: 09 Aug 10 - 01:28 PM Was it sommat we said? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Friend deeply offended by 'Cat poster!!! From: Amos Date: 09 Aug 10 - 01:18 PM Well, Little Hawk, he was fun while he lasted; maybe your next flight of fancy will prove more robust. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Friend deeply offended by 'Cat poster!!! From: GUEST,Harry Critchwright Date: 09 Aug 10 - 12:53 PM All right, that's it! You despicable people have tested my patience for the last time. I wash my hands of you. I have nothing more to say to you. I regard you as less than the dirt beneath my shoes. If you were dying of thirst in the desert, I wouldn't give you a drop of my sweat. You are all smelly, stupid, morally repugnant, useless, idiotic, vain, and contemptible. You haven't the intelligence or good taste of a garden slug. You arouse loathing and provoke sardonic laughter wherever you go. Nothing you do is worthy or admirable. Your understanding of folk and blues music is comparable to a toad's understanding of the works of Chopin. You make a grunting Neanderthal look like "the shining future of man". You are swine, offal, human garbage, idiocy and evil incarnate. Don't expect to EVER hear from Harry Critchwright again! Goodbye! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Friend deeply offended by 'Cat poster!!! From: artbrooks Date: 09 Aug 10 - 09:33 AM Honey works, and tastes much better than glue. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Friend deeply offended by 'Cat poster!!! From: JennieG Date: 09 Aug 10 - 01:19 AM Harry has the runs? poor man...... Madam, as one female-type person to another, should you feel the need to unburden yourself vis-a-vis Harry's conduct I am available. We women should stick together, n'est-ce pas? Cheers JennieG |
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Subject: RE: BS: Friend deeply offended by 'Cat poster!!! From: GUEST,The Former Mrs. Harry Critchwright Date: 08 Aug 10 - 10:34 PM I am more generous than are you, Harry, I am giving you until the mail runs tomorrow to see if the alimony check arrives. Otherwise, more pictures will be uploaded. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Friend deeply offended by 'Cat poster!!! From: Rapparee Date: 08 Aug 10 - 08:21 PM Dear Hairy, I have taken time to reflect and meditate upon my utterances. I am truly sorry to have offended you and hope to the depths of my soul that I have not offended any other gutless, degenerate, masochistic, onanists who prefer coprophilia and birching to anything else, including banjos and accordions. Sincerely, Rapaire |
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Subject: RE: BS: Friend deeply offended by 'Cat poster!!! From: artbrooks Date: 08 Aug 10 - 07:06 PM After full consideration of both text and context, I have concluded that everything said about GUEST,Hairy Crotchrot is true, accurate, albeit somewhat overly proper and polite. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Friend deeply offended by 'Cat poster!!! From: Amos Date: 08 Aug 10 - 06:50 PM Oh, m my God!! What if ...what if...what if he's RIGHT???? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Friend deeply offended by 'Cat poster!!! From: GUEST,Harry Critchwright Date: 08 Aug 10 - 06:46 PM It has occurred to me that you people here, being a bit insensitive and perhaps having come from damaged circumstances, are not really aware of how deeply you have hurt my feelings...and the feelings of many others...and that if you were to spend a few minutes in heartfelt contemplation of the pain you have caused others with your ill-chosen words that a spirit of contrition would surely wash over you (possibly accompanied by a few tears), and that you would deeply regret your past misdeeds and repent of them and seek an accomodation with all those you have offended. If so, we could clear this whole thing up. Therefore I am going to give all of you a half hour or so to reflect upon your past conduct. When I return, I expect to find that you have experienced remorse and are willing to offer me and the rest of the world a humble apology. And after that things should be hunky-dory, as they say. And we can get on with discussing folk and blues. Right, then. I'm off for a bit. I'll check in again later this evening or perhaps tomorrow. Don't disappoint me, people. You know you need to make things right and NOW is the time to act. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Friend deeply offended by 'Cat poster!!! From: Rapparee Date: 08 Aug 10 - 06:19 PM No, Bobert, "in context" means just that. For example, if he is going to quote something I said on this thread I would expect that he quote my posting within the ENTIRE context of the thread. Mind you, I post quite often on MOAB so I would want anything quoted from there to include the entire thread as its context. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Friend deeply offended by 'Cat poster!!! From: Bobert Date: 08 Aug 10 - 05:18 PM Maybe you could slip on yer sidewalk and she could sue yer insurance company, Rap??? No, nevermind... They only do that kinda stuff 'round these parts... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Friend deeply offended by 'Cat poster!!! From: Rapparee Date: 08 Aug 10 - 03:50 PM You may quote me at any time. I ask only that you do so in context, for if you do not you may be certain that I will sue you for everything from defamation of a character to mopery and dopery on the high seas. My wife is an attorney and we can always use a few extra dollars.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Friend deeply offended by 'Cat poster!!! From: Rapparee Date: 08 Aug 10 - 01:54 PM He changed his name to "Amanda" some time back, at least in the bars he frequents. He admitted to one of his "friends" that he legally changed his name to "Critchwright" from the original "Crotchrot" because it was interfering with his ability to get "dates" and to use someone's leather harness. This information comes from certain sources I have in the Castro Street area of The City By The Bay. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Friend deeply offended by 'Cat poster!!! From: GUEST,Harry Critchwright Date: 08 Aug 10 - 01:54 PM You people really are the limit! I may soon be driven to reposting things that other people here have said, instead of just the inane drivel that Catspaw49 has inflicted on the world. Then you'll be sorry. You'll ALL be sorry. Mark my words. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Friend deeply offended by 'Cat poster!!! From: gnu Date: 08 Aug 10 - 01:42 PM Granspaw musta been quite a dude. Bet he woulda kicked Crotchwright in the harries. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Friend deeply offended by 'Cat poster!!! From: artbrooks Date: 08 Aug 10 - 12:10 PM Yeah - insult him all you want...he deserves it, after all. But leave his Grammer (and his Gramps) out of it. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Friend deeply offended by 'Cat poster!!! From: Bobert Date: 08 Aug 10 - 11:36 AM I see that Mr. Pitchfork is still makin' trouble... Hey, I don't mind if he thinks I'm semi-coherant or non-coherant but to mess with Sapwzer's grammar is outta bounds... Me thinks that the moderators are asleep at the wheel here to allow that charge to stand... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Friend deeply offended by 'Cat poster!!! From: Duane D. Date: 08 Aug 10 - 09:52 AM Liz, There's nothing wrong with your tits. They are round and soft and very perky looking. I hope to see more of them of your flickr pages soon. As you probably know, I like to image tits too and have a few images on my flickr pages also. Duane D. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Friend deeply offended by 'Cat poster!!! From: bbc Date: 08 Aug 10 - 08:51 AM Liz, Duane D. & I noticed that you've posted photos of your tits on your flickr page. Very nice! best, Barbara |
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Subject: RE: BS: Friend deeply offended by 'Cat poster!!! From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 08 Aug 10 - 02:20 AM Eschew Obfuscation - Promote Fenestration! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Friend deeply offended by 'Cat poster!!! From: JennieG Date: 08 Aug 10 - 01:44 AM Amos, whatever you do, please don't let Mr Critchwright know about the Temple of the Golden Globes.....please......I really do truly think that his oh-so-delicate sensibilities would be offended mightily...... And those of us who are the inhabitants thereof (so to speak) might also be offended mightily by his offence, as it were........ Cheers JennieG |
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Subject: RE: BS: Friend deeply offended by 'Cat poster!!! From: mousethief Date: 08 Aug 10 - 01:35 AM Very well, you asked for it, Catspaw49 Oooh! Take that! I hate it when people quote me. I don't know how you can stand it, Spaw. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Friend deeply offended by 'Cat poster!!! From: gnu Date: 07 Aug 10 - 03:58 PM You grammer. You brought er. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Friend deeply offended by 'Cat poster!!! From: Rapparee Date: 07 Aug 10 - 03:35 PM Dear Mr. Crotchrot, If you are going to criticize the grammar of Mr. Catspaw49 (as you did in your last post) you might also have mentioned that he used "like" when he should have used "as". Your "sic" is also misplaced and is enclosed in parentheses (()) instead of square brackets ([]). I suggest that you refer to the handbook of the Modern Language Association or Strunk and White's admirable book before criticizing further. Yours for good grammar, Rapaire |
