I say conductor, is this the Barking bus? No, madam, this one just goes "toot toot". I say, conductor, is this bus going to Dagenham? I don't think so, sir, it's never Daggened anyone before. I say, conductor, is this bus going to Clapham? Only if they're very good, sir. I say, conductor, do you stop at the Hilton? What, on my wages? I say, conductor, does this bus stop at the Embankment? If not, madam, there'll be a very loud splash.
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