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GUEST,Gollum Lyr Req: Poor Blind Nell (bawdy) (39) RE: Lyr Req: Poor Blind Nell (bawdy) 05 Sep 10


I learnt this one at school in the 60s - some verses might be missing.. . . .

The moon shone on the village green
It shone on little Nell
Was she fetching water?
Was she fuckin hell

She was waiting for her lover
The dirty cross-eyed bugger
Who wasn't fit to shovel shit
From one hole to another

The babe was born on Christmas morn
With eyes as black as charcoal
A slimy dick, ten inches thick
And a double barreled arsehole!


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