I've been trying to find the correct version of "Pete & Lil" as mine is pretty bastardized. Seems there is a common thread. Here is mine: Well let me tell you partner That's no shit upon the seat I just got back from the yukon And the mud aint off my feet Well I bet you nerver heard about the mangey whore name lil' Well Lil was a schoolmarm before whe came west But she gave up schoolin cuz she liked fuckin best When Lil fucked, she fucked for keeps And piled her victims up in heaps Then over the hill from drag-arse creek Came a sawed off bastard name of penis pete. Well the contest was to take place between Pete and Lil Behind the shit house on Duggans hill. Well that whore was on to lots of stunts and tricks not known to common cunts But that half breed was on to every trick And kept on reeling out more prick Then through the portal of her ass Nine feet of slimey penis passed Then the victor he arose And nailed her drawers to the shit house door... In memory of that mangey whore Lil.
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