ELECTION, OR BUST! TUNE: Verses - A Gay Caballero, (aka The Limerick Song) Chorus - Cielito Lindo New Words: Trapper (Al Boyce) A candidate, Venezualan Behind in the polls was a-trailin' So he'd raise campaign cash For an 11th hour dash With a raffle to keep him from failin' CHORUS: Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye I'll buy a ticket! Sell me a chance for your campaign finance And I'll win me more than a handful! He'd canvass professors and scholars And women with fine frilly collars For Bolivars in hand Tot'ling 25 grand (Or in U.S., exacty six dollars!) CHORUS: Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye I'll buy a ticket! Sell me a chance for your campaign finance To win me some huge tracts of land! As as prize for each patron's donation He explained with a great excitation For their six-buck advance They'd each get one chance For Mammary Amplification! CHORUS: Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye I'll buy a ticket! Sell me a chance for your campaign finance And we will become your door knockers! As enticement for joining his caucus In the race for control of Caracas Into surgery she gets With her tinier tits And come home with giant Maracas! CHORUS: Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye I'll buy a ticket! Sell me a chance for your campaign finance And we will become bosom buddies! Gustavo, the best of promoters Did not win, was not one of the floaters But he married the winner And each night over dinner Keeps abreast of one of his voters! CHORUS: Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye I'll buy a ticket! Sell me a chance for your campaign finance And I'll win me more than a handful!
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