I believe I was looking for the same poem 6 years later :) This is what I found: To be recited in Cowboy drawl Personal column AD It was kind of cute And sort of solemn This is an Ad I saw in The personal column Wife wanted it said, right off the bat Now you can't get more plain than that IT SAID Are you looking for romance Someone to squeeze you when you slow dance A man to _______ ____ warm those icy toes For the wrong Ad you have just durned chose But, for a wife I have been looking Share some of the work, do some of the cooking There ain't no wages, there's no retirement And there's really only one requirement A good tractor she must own With a zero balance on the loan I'm ageing fast so times a factor Please send photo of the Tractor
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