I `ad that Baroness Warsi in my cab the other day. Right funny name, that. She didn`t come from Tunbridge Wells, I`ll be bound. I said, " Morning Duchess, you`ve put the cat among the pigeons. Some posters on that Mudcat are reporting you aint too `appy with what some people may say about muslims when they`re `aving their dinner." She said, " That`s right, Jim. If I `ad my way anybody who said nasty things about muslims would be for the chop." I said, "Blimey girl. That dodgy restaurant up Soho, "The Islamabad Palace". If the Old Bill `ad to deal with all them that said nasty things about the cook there, the courts would be chock-a-block!!" Whaddam I Like??
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