Well, you have the advantage over me, Lizzie. Clearly because of the job that I do I cannot come and play in your sandpit, because I have my professional reputation and that of my festival to think about. I cannot be seen to engage in unseemly arguments with you, but that makes me (and people like Ian Anderson and Jim Moray, and the BBC, and the various other of your targets over the years) rather vulnerable to your attacks. People stumbling into one of your hysterical postings might assume they contain some truth, unless someone refutes them. So I would just like to say that I completely and utterly refute the version of events posted above, most of which is pure fantasy.

As you were.