Hello WALKABOUTSVERSE

I am a little disturbed to see you advocating the mixed race sport that is RUGBY UNION. It may have slipped your mind that some of the players ARE NOT WHITE and therefore must have some MIXED HERITAGE at the very least.

Please expect your DIM NATIONALIST CLUB membership card to be shredded and your lovely songs to be expunged from our database.

Or, in verse:

I have not a clue,
What these people do,
Yet unlike me,
they are form this c-o-u-n-t-r-y,
and that makes me mad,
so I tell everyone they should go,
and turn England into England again,
an England I did never know,
As I am from Oz,
though I've spent my whole life,
wishing I never was.