Here's the version I learnt as a kid: Good morning Mr Murphy, Sir God bless your heart and soul I went to fuck your daughter, Sir But I couldn't find her hole At last I found her hole, Sir It was beneath her frock But dash it Mr Murphy, Sir I couldn't find my cock At last I found my cock, Sir It was inside my hand But dash it Mr Murphy, Sir I couldn't make it stand At last I made it stand, Sir It stood up like a pin But dash it Mr Murphy, Sir I couldn't push it in At last I pushed in in, Sir Your daughter gave a shout But dash it Mr Murphy, Sir I couldn't pull it out At last I pulled it out, Sir It came out black and sore But dash it Mr Murphy, Sir Your daughter asked for more!
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