BONEY BONES
(as sung by Louis Prima)

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Boney Bones, that's what they call my sweetheart
Boney Bones, the only name she owned
They called her Boney because she had no meat on
Boney Bones, the skinniest girl around

Now one night when I was courtin' Boney
Some thievin' rustlers we did see
That's when Boney jumped upon her pony
And scared those rustlers from the territory

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Now the mayor of the city soon decided
A celebration there would be
Boney Bones would now become a hero
Boney Bones The hero of the town

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Now one night before the celebration
A big ol' twister hit the town
And in the morning throughout the ruinition
Boney Bones was nowhere to be found

Boney Bones, Where are you hiding
Boney Bones, Where can you be?
Boney Bones, I keep on calling
Will you please come back and marry me
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