Just to lighten things up a bit, a very well known folk fiddler has the solution on Facebook. "Send in the Morris dancers. Bampton will clear it up!" Somebody suggested that as hoodies hate folk MUSIC even more than folk DANCE, said fiddler should get involved. He replied "I thought of that too. I have a letter to go in the post offering my services for a modest retainer. 50 percent of all goods dropped in panic as the sound of a slow air wafts thru the battle line".
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