Two farmers, two farmers Were digging in a ditch One called the other You dirty son of a Peter Murphey had a dog, what a good dog was he, he gave it to his lady friend to keep her company,she taught it she taught it, she taught it how to jump, it jumped right down her panty hose and bite her in the Cocktail, gingerale Five cents a glass, And if you don't believe me, I'll shove it up your Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies And if you ever get hit With a bucket of s**t Be sure to close your eyes. And your mouth
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