Frosted Fetus Flakes (They're GRRREAT!) (tune: The Butcher's Boy) In the morning, when I would wake I would munch on some fetus flakes With Almond milk almost everyday Now some jerk wants to take them away. Chorus: Oh please don't take my Fetus Flakes They satisfy and they taste GRREAT! They're real healthy and gluten free So, leave my frosted fetus flakes be Once I was carefree, once I was young I ate everything, weighed half a ton But I got no dates, no one loving me My belly shook like the rolling sea Chorus: Oh please don't take my Fetus Flakes They satisfy and they taste GRREAT! They're real healthy and gluten free So, leave my frosted fetus flakes be But then I started eating right I'd eat my salads almost every night And fetus flakes in the early morn And I'd thank God, they were never born Chorus: Oh please don't take my Fetus Flakes They satisfy and they taste GRREAT! They're real healthy and gluten free So, leave my frosted fetus flakes be Mr. Shortey wants to ban my food Saying, "Eating fetuses is rather rude" But it's my lifeline to losing weight And besides they taste very GRRREAT! Oh please don't take my Fetus Flakes They satisfy and they taste GRREAT! They're real healthy and gluten free So, leave my frosted fetus flakes be As I don't wish to regain 20 pounds a day Because some jerk took my flakes away nt
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