Jam Bow Liar
Good bye ma'am
We gotta scram
Down the highway
Stick out your thumb, you son of a gun
Going my way?
I got a ride
With a guy
In a wagon in a sack, in the back
He was draggin'

Jam Bow Liar
Shoo Fly Pie
Banana puddin'
For tonight I'm gonna see
Old Sally Goodwin
Danced all night
Oh my feet
Wore a blister
At the side of her nose
Where I kissed her

On the couch
Side by side
We were sittin'
And just about the time
We started petting
Something hit
throwed a brick
Through the winder
Hit her side
Hurt her pride
Broke my finger

Jam Bow Liar
Horsemeat Pie
On a pushcart
Flipped my lid
Always did
Loved that ?????????
It was rough
The meat was tough
Chewed it slow
Almost choked
When some bloke
Hollered "Whoa!"

Jambalaya pizza pie
And some beans
Spotted ham
And a can of chocolate coated sardines
When we sing
It sounds just like
A cat and dog fight
But we don't sing for money
Just for spite