Here's how to break into that truck, man. Get yourself a bucket of shit. The outhouse at someone's place at the lake is a good place to find that. And you can usually find a bucket under the deck. Freeze the shit solid. (Hint—if it's not winter, take enough moose out of Don's freezer so that the bucket fits in. Sell the meat at the bar, but you know that, right?) When it's froze solid all the way through, chuck it through the windshield (important—remove shit from bucket first!) Take beer. When Don notices: a) trashed window, b) missing beer—this is the heart of the scheme—ACT INNOCENT. Tell him a lump of frozen shit must've fallen off an airplane headed for Sioux Lookout. He'll believe you because, and here's the beauty of it all, THERE'S THE SHIT, right there in the driver's seat. He'll freak and forget all about the beer for a while.