BS: Why do peeple assume I'm an idiot?

Subject: BS: Why do peeple assume I'm an idiot?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 17 Oct 12 - 03:21 PM

Why is it, eh? Why the flip is it that I get no flippin' resppect in this town? Peeple treat me like I was, like, a flippin' moron, eh? The cops talk to me like I was a little kid, for flip's sake! I don't even get no respeckt at Tim Hortons!!! My own bruther flips me the bird! His new girlfriend Laurie won't even talk to me! The welfare office keeps givin' me the gears. Taxis will not pick me up. Most girls pretend not to, like, even see me when they walk by. A straid dog peed on my leg yesterday while I was standin' by the bus stop!

This has got to stop, eh? I am serious. There will be trouble if it don't!

- Shane

Subject: RE: BS: Why do peeple assume I'm an idiot?
From: Henry Krinkle
Date: 17 Oct 12 - 03:35 PM

Sounds like somebody I know.
Me too!

Subject: RE: BS: Why do peeple assume I'm an idiot?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 17 Oct 12 - 03:41 PM

Are you me????

Subject: RE: BS: Why do peeple assume I'm an idiot?
From: Ed T
Date: 17 Oct 12 - 04:18 PM

Because I responded?

Subject: RE: BS: Why do peeple assume I'm an idiot?
From: Bill D
Date: 17 Oct 12 - 04:36 PM

No, no... Multiple Personality Disorder does NOT mean you are an idiot. ☺

Subject: RE: BS: Why do peeple assume I'm an idiot?
From: kendall
Date: 17 Oct 12 - 05:27 PM

Maybe it's your spelling?

Subject: RE: BS: Why do peeple assume I'm an idiot?
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 17 Oct 12 - 05:56 PM

If someone would only explain to me why my *wife* thinks I'm an idiot, I'd be satisfied.

Subject: RE: BS: Why do peeple assume I'm an idiot?
From: Ed T
Date: 17 Oct 12 - 06:45 PM

""A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof was to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools"". (Quote - Douglas Adams)

Subject: RE: BS: Why do peeple assume I'm an idiot?
From: GUEST,999
Date: 17 Oct 12 - 07:06 PM

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."

Often attributed to Einstein.

This site

http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?IdiotProofProcess

is a hoot.

Subject: RE: BS: Why do peeple assume I'm an idiot?
From: Bert
Date: 17 Oct 12 - 07:54 PM

Probably from observation;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Why do peeple assume I'm an idiot?
From: Bobert
Date: 17 Oct 12 - 08:02 PM

Ummmmmm, ya' see, Shane, it's like this... Remember when the dog peed on your leg??? Well, dogs kinda have this pre-pee thing they do like sniff yer leg to see if other dogs have peed on it before committin' their pee to yer leg... I mean, non-morons get this kinda stuff and so when the pre-pee thing starts they move their leg outta pee-range...

An idiot, however, no matter how many times other dogs have peed on him goes along with another peein'...

Guess that makes you an idiot, Shane...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Why do peeple assume I'm an idiot?
From: GUEST,999
Date: 17 Oct 12 - 08:06 PM

LOL, Bert.

As a btw, I read the nicest thing on another thread whereon a poster reconsidered a remark he'd made and qualified it and apologized all at once. I think that epitomizes class, verve, elan--and lots of other words like that.

Good one.

Subject: RE: BS: Why do peeple assume I'm an idiot?
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Oct 12 - 08:07 PM

Just because you're literally a stinking, louse-covered, illiterate, guttersnipe who pukes and shits himself without limit, you mean? Well, apart from those qualities I just can't imagine why!

Subject: RE: BS: Why do peeple assume I'm an idiot?
From: frogprince
Date: 17 Oct 12 - 08:12 PM

It's a shame when people jump to conclusions simply on the basis of overwhelming evidence.

Subject: RE: BS: Why do peeple assume I'm an idiot?
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 18 Oct 12 - 08:19 AM

Why do people assume you're an idiot ? it just saves time and dissapointment later.

Dave H

Subject: RE: BS: Why do peeple assume I'm an idiot?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 18 Oct 12 - 11:57 AM

Jeez! I hardley know hwere to flippin' begin with youse peeple! Looks to me like their are way too many idiots arownd these days, eh?

- Shane

Subject: RE: BS: Why do peeple assume I'm an idiot?
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 18 Oct 12 - 12:19 PM

Look in the mirror and you'll see another one! LOL, Pete.

Subject: RE: BS: Why do peeple assume I'm an idiot?
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Oct 12 - 02:30 PM

Same, how'd you like a free case of Budweister? Free. I'll give it to you if you want it -- no strings attached.

Subject: RE: BS: Why do peeple assume I'm an idiot?
From: gnu
Date: 18 Oct 12 - 03:33 PM

Yo, Rap. I am right here eh?

Subject: RE: BS: Why do peeple assume I'm an idiot?
From: Gurney
Date: 18 Oct 12 - 04:34 PM

It's the tatts, Shane, the tatts.

Subject: RE: BS: Why do peeple assume I'm an idiot?
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 18 Oct 12 - 04:36 PM

Yeah that tattoo artist saw you coming. That one on your arse that says "Betty Poop" is priceless!!

Subject: RE: BS: Why do peeple assume I'm an idiot?
From: Bill D
Date: 18 Oct 12 - 05:36 PM

"...free case of Budweister?"

I hope that ain't similar to 'Budweiser', 'cause I already washed my feet for this month...

Subject: RE: BS: Why do peeple assume I'm an idiot?
From: gnu
Date: 18 Oct 12 - 05:43 PM

Canuck Bud is cool. No aftertaste. No hangover. I enjoy a Bud beer almost every night with my cracked wheat toast and peanut butter bedtime snack.

Subject: RE: BS: Why do peeple assume I'm an idiot?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 18 Oct 12 - 06:13 PM

I would not refuse free beer, eh? Not even free American beer from the Putz in Poclatello. Send it to me, Shane McBride, at Gerneral Deelivry, Blind River, Ontario, Canada. Make sure it is packed real good, okay? And don't shake up the cans or the bottles.

- Shane

p.s. Don has cut me OFF! His beer is locked away in the pickup. I am desparate! Send it real soon.

Subject: RE: BS: Why do peeple assume I'm an idiot?
From: EBarnacle
Date: 18 Oct 12 - 06:37 PM

Perhaps it begins with your tag.

Subject: RE: BS: Why do peeple assume I'm an idiot?
From: gnu
Date: 18 Oct 12 - 07:46 PM

Don't dis Yankee beer. Why, if it wasn't fer Lone Star (I can't recall for sure if that was the name) from Texas one year I was working airport construction in Labrador during a beer strike, I woulda had ta drink ONLY rum! Only problem was that it was the same price as real beer so Friday nights were expensive. (Yes, I know you Brits are gonna shit on Canuck beer now. It's all relative, eh?)

Subject: RE: BS: Why do peeple assume I'm an idiot?
From: Bobert
Date: 18 Oct 12 - 08:56 PM

Yo, Shane...

Remember that screening you had to go thru at the airport where you wanted to meet yer auntie at the gate??? Well, seems that the security folks kept yer screening for laughs... There is nothin' - that's right, nothin' - in your head... Yer screening pics are all over the place... Maybe you should ask LH to see if you can get royalties...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Why do peeple assume I'm an idiot?
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Oct 12 - 09:38 PM

Shame, people think you're an idiot for two reasons I didn't mention before.

1. You'll drink Budweiser.
2. When you shake your head you not only send lice flying in all directions, the noise from the rattle of your tiny atrophied brain can be heard several meters away.

Subject: RE: BS: Why do peeple assume I'm an idiot?
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Oct 12 - 10:17 AM

Shame, you are most assuredly NOT an idiot. Idiocy requires a measurable IQ.

Subject: RE: BS: Why do peeple assume I'm an idiot?
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 19 Oct 12 - 02:42 PM

Be comforted, Shane. You complained that you don,t get respect at Tim Horton's. YouTube makes in clear that that shows you are a regular, upstanding Canadian. Apparently, one would have to be carrying a machine gun to get respect at Tim Horton's.

Subject: RE: BS: Why do peeple assume I'm an idiot?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Oct 12 - 03:04 PM

And that is exactly why Chongo gets respect when he goes to Tim Horton's. (which is rarely)

Subject: RE: BS: Why do peeple assume I'm an idiot?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 19 Oct 12 - 03:11 PM

The machine ain't been made yet that can flippin' meshure my amazin' powers of integlilence, eh? It is way flippin' beyond the grasp of the sientiffic comyunitee. I been amazin' peeple all my life! I KNOW things that they do not know. I been places they ain't been. I done things that they ain't done.

- Shane

Subject: RE: BS: Why do peeple assume I'm an idiot?
From: saulgoldie
Date: 19 Oct 12 - 03:18 PM

Oh, I wouldn't worry about it too much. People make so many assumptions about me, it'd be like "Lenningen vs the Ants" trying to fend them all off. Just keep calm and carry on.

Saul

Subject: RE: BS: Why do peeple assume I'm an idiot?
From: Ed T
Date: 19 Oct 12 - 05:05 PM

Becaus'in Ur post'n to yerself, geezer.

Subject: RE: BS: Why do peeple assume I'm an idiot?
From: Ed T
Date: 19 Oct 12 - 05:09 PM

""When an inner situation is not made conscious, it appears outside as fate.""
- Carl Jung

Subject: RE: BS: Why do peeple assume I'm an idiot?
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Oct 12 - 07:04 PM

Shame, that last statement of yours is absolutely and completely true. Your intelligence will never be measured until someone can measure a negative infinity.

Subject: RE: BS: Why do peeple assume I'm an idiot?
From: Ed T
Date: 19 Oct 12 - 07:46 PM

What's your problem? Accept what you are and are seen to be. Why are you being such a sourpuss, Shane?

Subject: RE: BS: Why do peeple assume I'm an idiot?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 19 Oct 12 - 09:22 PM

Hey, Ed? You lissening? FLIP OFF!!!

Rap - That is the nicest flippin' thing anyone has, like, said to me in a long time. You are a true buddy and pal of mine to say it. I take back all the bad stuff I have said about you in the passed, eh? Drop by any time and I will get you a beer...if I can figger out how to break into Don's pickup truck.

- Shane

Subject: RE: BS: Why do peeple assume I'm an idiot?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 20 Oct 12 - 10:20 AM

Assume????

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Why do peeple assume I'm an idiot?
From: Bob the Postman
Date: 20 Oct 12 - 10:22 AM

Here's how to break into that truck, man. Get yourself a bucket of shit. The outhouse at someone's place at the lake is a good place to find that. And you can usually find a bucket under the deck. Freeze the shit solid. (Hint—if it's not winter, take enough moose out of Don's freezer so that the bucket fits in. Sell the meat at the bar, but you know that, right?) When it's froze solid all the way through, chuck it through the windshield (important—remove shit from bucket first!) Take beer. When Don notices: a) trashed window, b) missing beer—this is the heart of the scheme—ACT INNOCENT. Tell him a lump of frozen shit must've fallen off an airplane headed for Sioux Lookout. He'll believe you because, and here's the beauty of it all, THERE'S THE SHIT, right there in the driver's seat. He'll freak and forget all about the beer for a while.

Subject: RE: BS: Why do peeple assume I'm an idiot?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 20 Oct 12 - 10:51 AM

Holy FLIP! That is, like....brilliant!!! What a plan! I gotta thank you, man. I am gonna get workin' on this right away, eh?

- Shane

Subject: RE: BS: Why do peeple assume I'm an idiot?
From: Bobert
Date: 20 Oct 12 - 10:59 AM

Be sure not to lock yerself in the freezer...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Why do peeple assume I'm an idiot?
From: Ed T
Date: 20 Oct 12 - 12:07 PM

I dots, grouped together, could present a picture of a bunch of idiots.

Subject: RE: BS: Why do peeple assume I'm an idiot?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 20 Oct 12 - 02:51 PM

Faze flippin' 1 is underweigh, eh? I found a bucket. I found a outhowse that is fulla fresh shit. Now I will strike after dark, eh? And haul out a bucketful to put in Don's freezer.

I can already taste that beer!

- Shane

Subject: RE: BS: Why do peeple assume I'm an idiot?
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Oct 12 - 04:21 PM

Don's gonna get a surprise when he goes to get out the hamburger, dude.

Subject: RE: BS: Why do peeple assume I'm an idiot?
From: Bob the Postman
Date: 20 Oct 12 - 06:17 PM

Hey Shane no problem. Us guys that aren't idiots have got to stick together, eh? And watch the other guy's back. Like they say, we are the 1%.

Subject: RE: BS: Why do peeple assume I'm an idiot?
From: gnu
Date: 20 Oct 12 - 06:26 PM

Subject: RE: BS: Why do peeple assume I'm an idiot?
From:Ed T - PM
Date: 19 Oct 12 - 05:09 PM

""When an inner situation is not made conscious, it appears outside as fate.""
- Carl Jung
*********************************************************************

Ya know I am gonna think about that like an earworm song plays all day, eh?

Prick.

>;-D

Subject: RE: BS: Why do peeple assume I'm an idiot?
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Oct 12 - 06:36 PM

Shame, what is obvious is not subject to assumption.

Subject: RE: BS: Why do peeple assume I'm an idiot?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 21 Oct 12 - 12:15 AM

The shit is in the freezer! Only trouble was, some of it got on the front steps and on the kitchen floor, eh? Man, does it stink! Don came upstairs bitchin' about it, sayin' "WHAT THE FLIP HAPPEND IN THE KITCHEN?!?"

I said that I thouth I had got some dog crap on my shoes when I was donwtown.

He bought it. But he is still mad about it. He wants ME to clean it up! He can be real unreesaonablle soemtimes, eh?

- Shane

Subject: RE: BS: Why do peeple assume I'm an idiot?
From: Bob the Postman
Date: 21 Oct 12 - 10:21 AM

Crossing my fingers. Freeze it SOLID, eh.

Subject: RE: BS: Why do peeple assume I'm an idiot?
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Oct 12 - 10:27 AM

Shame, you do know that the stuff that falls from airplanes is colored blue from some chemical they use, don't you? You might want to paint that frozen shit blue in case Don knows this.

Subject: RE: BS: Why do peeple assume I'm an idiot?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Oct 12 - 11:58 AM

Excellent point, Rap. Nothing must be left to chance!

Subject: RE: BS: Why do peeple assume I'm an idiot?
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 21 Oct 12 - 12:00 PM

Why? are you running for office? if you you are perfect if you truly are an idiot

Subject: RE: BS: Why do peeple assume I'm an idiot?
From: Ebbie
Date: 21 Oct 12 - 03:18 PM

Little Hawk, I think it is reprehensible that you assist Shane McBride in his posts. In doing so, whether or not you realize it, you enable his idiocy.

Proof: If Shane had written the thread title he would indubitably have written: Why do peeple asume I,m a idiot?

For shame.

Subject: RE: BS: Why do peeple assume I'm an idiot?
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 21 Oct 12 - 03:20 PM

well ya can at least run fer President cause that is the qualifications

Subject: RE: BS: Why do peeple assume I'm an idiot?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Oct 12 - 09:38 PM

I see your point, Ebbie. ;-) Well, maybe one of Don's girlfriends helped him, you never know.

Subject: RE: BS: Why do peeple assume I'm an idiot?
From: GUEST,Stim
Date: 21 Oct 12 - 10:55 PM

Shane is not an idiot. He has different values, that's all. We need to learn to avoid making "valuecentric" judgments of Shane, and to embrace his diversity,