Get your referendum out of the way and we might be rid of doom and gloom haggis boys. . Snag is, the poor Scottish people get to keep you.

Oy... Irritable Duncan Syndrome was penned by a left wing comic who would be bemused by it being used by the likes of you.

Back to Bridge's op. Im far better at making snide comments and jumping down throats than sensible debate so if anybody wants to say what could replace democracy and western style government please say so. The sarcastic streak in me needs a good airing.