Months!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you insult me sirrah!!!! I shall be dining out on this for years!!

I do so much self promoting even I believe me own bullshit at times. You see Prat, one of the great attributes of carrying a big ego is the abillity to laugh at oneself; if you know me as well as you say you do, you would have realised that by now.

Lighten up a bit lad, let us know who you are( by your style I have narrowed you down to two of my so called friends)

Come to Beverley.Fest this weekend, you will find me in the Minster Bar, Sun Inn or Hodgesons at the singarounds there we can sit us down and swap yarns about how amazingly attractive I am.

Oh by the way, in case you missed it, I am on the One show on Monday 7.00pm start..dont worry if you miss it I am having several hundred DVD's copied of the programme, PM me and I will make sure personnely you get a signed copy.