So like, well I dunno know about those hands and some like golden bowl, ya know, but like I was just cruisin' in the Valley, ya know and like nothin' was happenin' and like this um..friend of mine, like she is SO cool, she's got hair to die for and like, it was so rad, she came over one night and said she had to like show me this really cool thing on the Nerd's computer, I mean really, like, do I look like a computer geek, really, but she said, no, no, you'll see, like just let me show you!

And, ummm, so we went down to my brother's room, thank goodness he was gone like to a concert and we knew he wouldn't be back for a few hours, so like okay we go in there, she turns on his computer and like types in this address and I say so like what's happenin' what are you doin' and she says like wait and see, I found this coolest spot, you'll never believe it, it is SO rad! And like the screen came to life and I saw ths werid, cute little fish with hair hanging down around its mouth, kinda like cute ya know, and she showed me all these pictures of these like old hippie types, but then she showed me like some of the stuff they say and write and like now I don't know what to do because I am losing my Valley girl image and I hardly ever do anything "rad" anymore, I just steal into my brother's bedroom and sneak time on his computer to go to the Mudcat to see all of my friends there and oh, geez, a whole sentence without "like"...what's to become of me now that I've found the Mudcat?!

Ditzee Lee a'Morphin'