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bradfordian	Aine's Mudcat Songbook PermaThread (442* d)	RE: Aine's Mudcat Songbook PermaThread	12 Oct 16
The Sex Life of Chinchillas by mousethief We can talk about the Irish problem, Earwigs, lice, and roaches But there's one subject we will not breach That never will encroach us We can talk about sex, and God, and Goddess, Birth and death and war, But don't bring up Little Hawk's chinchilla That's not what Mudcat is for! (Chorus:) The sex life of chinchillas Is way off bounds, it's true! Although it might've thrilled us To learn how those things screw The sex life of chinchillas We mustn't talk about Or Little Hawk might just get mad And sit right down and pout Now we can talk about gun control And politics and drugs And things that make your mother faint Like gross brain-drilling bugs But Little Hawk's Chinchilla Is very shy and proper We mustn't mention boy chinchillas We have seen atop her (repeat chorus) © Alex Riggle 2000

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